have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.