Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.