My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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