I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
