I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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