My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume