that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You can't special order awesome
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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