i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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