it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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