i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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