I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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