She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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