at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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