How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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