Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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