well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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