Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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