Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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