i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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