Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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