She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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