My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We have started to decorate penises.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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