He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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