Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
cat food counts as protein by the way
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
