we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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