woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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