Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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