he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You were trust falling into bushes
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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