He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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