we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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