we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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