Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
