Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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