oh god the rape fog is back!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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