Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just pee around me
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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