I'm drive I can fine osifer
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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