Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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