Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
