Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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