just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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