i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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