i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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