so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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