I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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