margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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