when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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