There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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