$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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