check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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