That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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