Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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