Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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