morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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