She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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