In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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